😈 PRETENDING I CARE

$27.99

The face says “Tell me more,” but the brain’s chasing squirrels. This Frenchie masters the art of looking polite while mentally napping. Ideal for those who nod through meetings, convos, or drama with Oscar-worthy blank stares. 🎭🐶

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.